Friday, April 13th, 2012
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10:29 am
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Tuesday, November 15th, 2011
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6:26 pm - Writer's Block: It's payday!
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What would you do if you had a million dollars?
I tell you what I'd do man... two chicks at the same time, man.
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Wednesday, July 13th, 2011
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9:56 pm
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Friday, November 12th, 2010
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11:58 am - Fierce
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Thursday, September 23rd, 2010
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6:39 pm
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From now on my life is governed by these 2 quotes only:
"Whether you think you can, or you think you can't, you're right."
And...
"We all float down here."
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12:29 pm
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Thursday, July 15th, 2010
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8:36 am - Masked Cabaret at Loveland Castle
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Ladies and Gentlemen, you are invited to an enchanting evening at Loveland Castle. Masked revelers will dance from twilight to midnight, Aerial Dancers will move against the night sky, Magicians will create wonders, Belly Dancers will entice desires, and the region's best juggling Fire Breathers will light the darkness.
Hosted by Lord Aloysius, you will be treated to the infamous Pickled Brothers Sideshow circus acts, Jamming Talent Cincinnati's first and only Aerial Dance company, vaudeville comedy, and of course lovely belly dancers from Dante's Gypsy Circus!
When?
Saturday, July 17th. Festivities begin at 8pm.
Where?
Chateau Laroche (aka Loveland Castle)
12025 Shore Rd Loveland OHIO 45140
How much?
Only $9.99 a ticket for sights and sounds that will be hard to forget even if you try. Advance sales available online, click here, or pay $15 at the gate*; tickets are limited so get yours today! (*This is a cash only event)
Festivities begin at 8:00 PM, and there will be activities and events all through the evening, and some great performances too!
Audience members are encouraged to dress in the theme of "Victorian Masquerade" as prizes will be given for the best dressed lady and the best dressed gentleman.
More info and tickets:
http://queencitycabaret.com
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Monday, May 10th, 2010
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9:02 am - Vaudevillains
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This Saturday I will be performing at the Secret Queen City Cabaret at the Baker Hunt Scudder Mansion in Covington, KY. Also on the bill are Cin City Burlesque, Broken Wand Magic, and the host "Delicious" Aloysius Flyte.
Tickets are just $9.99, and can be purchased here:
http://www.brownpapertickets.com/event/105252
More info here:
http://queencitycabaret.com
Tickets at the door are $12, so save by buying in advance.
This is also Erik's last performance before he leaves for China to break yet another world record on a television show there.
Hope to see everyone this Saturday!
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Wednesday, May 5th, 2010
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1:17 pm
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I've taken to answering intensely technical questions with parables.
How long before someone nails me to a piece of wood?
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Wednesday, April 21st, 2010
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6:57 pm - What the hell?
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There are a lot of people who still list me as a "friend" on here.
Let's see if this reduces that number.
Just watched "Repo! The Genetic Opera". Hated it. The songs were terrible, the acting was utter shit, and maybe the visuals were good, but I couldn't tell because I think they decided to give the camera to an epileptic monkey.
Discuss.
Edit:
I did like Giles' repo man costume. That's literally the only positive thing I can say.
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Thursday, March 25th, 2010
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5:00 pm - oooo a shiny new app
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Monday, March 22nd, 2010
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2:27 pm - Bottled Water Drinkers
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Friday, March 5th, 2010
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12:00 am - I got new sunglasses
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Sunday, February 28th, 2010
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12:07 pm - I asked if he'd kill me first plz
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11:39 am - I didn't like the other ones they were all too flat
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Saturday, February 27th, 2010
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7:06 pm - but what if I didn't drive. or want a burrito?!
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4:23 pm - I want a suit like this except black and burgundy anyone wanna make it?
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Tuesday, February 2nd, 2010
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9:13 pm - there's something happenin here what it is ain't exactly clear.
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Wednesday, January 27th, 2010
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12:38 pm - at lunch with Mini!
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Saturday, January 23rd, 2010
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8:34 pm - Now this TV only plays 'Everybody Loves Hypnotoad!'
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